I think I deserve the odd text blog every now and then.

More to the point, I think I deserve a girlfriend. 

This isn’t one of those, “Fuck I am so AWESOME, why the fuck am I single?,” kinda things. Even though I am awesome, and why the fuck am I single?

I just think all this creative energy needs to go somewhere. All this cute shit needs to go in to a cute ass relationship. Like, seriously, I have too much time on my hands, and too many feels to be alone.

I want to make a girl smile because she gets a text from me, surprise her with food and flowers on a cloudy day. (Know what I’m sayin’? Girrrrrrl, I will feed you.)

I want someone to care about if I care about her caring. I want to get in to an argument about little shit, because then I’d know the little shit matters to her, too.  

I want kisses out of nowhere. Presents just because.

Constant. Hand. Hugging. 

I want to get that looking-down smile when I tell her that she’s the best part of my day.

&I want to do that corny couple shit I hate on Facebook, where we post inside jokes and the random crap we say to each other because that’s the filling to our You-Jelly? doughnut.

I want to wake up and feel whole for once.

I am so tired of being cynical. I’m tired of being single. I’m tired of being all heart and no body to be with. *badum tisk* 

See? Like right there. ^^^ 

I want someone to laugh at my bad jokes. My rad jokes. Someone to share myself with, you know?

I want to make someone happy. Because that would make me happy.

Okay, okay fine. Just continue scrolling.

Move along folks, nothing to see here.