April 2011
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March 2011
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What You Want Will Change
But in the meantime, the burning insistence of desire will gnaw at your bones until the marrow of want is completely sucked dry. This takes time, but no one will tell you that. All they will say is that what you want will change some far off day where caterpillars are born butterflies.
&The truth of the matter is that what you want will change you.
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When people argue via Facebook status.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Rebecca Black...
...Meanwhile in my love life
gingerbreadgingerhead:
gphil:
tumblrweed.
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I wish that
When I’m sad, I could stop being sad and start being awesome instead.
True story. -___-
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
When you see something on TV that you own at home....
This actually brightened up my night.
“I think people make mistakes and they’re going to...
xoxosangco:
— Make It Or Break It
… Why didn’t I see this two months ago? =\
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How I Met Your Mother
Yeah, I’ve been sucked in to the black hole of awesomeness that is HIMYM. I just finished season 1, and I can’t wait to make bad decisions and finish the rest of them. Sorry school, I just don’t know where I can fit you in between six more seasons right now.
And in spectacular Raymond-tradition, I find my life relates to a character’s: Ted. That constant chase for the one...
Wanna hear a joke about my dick?
ahoyimcarly:
sincerelyninaa:
Never mind. It’s too long!
Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind, you’ll never get it.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it’s cheesy.
Hey, did I ever tell you the joke about the butter?
…oh. I’d butter not then…
you might…
SPREAD IT LOLOLOL
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
thelauraaurora:
Reblogging for Kevin Harts face, zomg
